Why I need yet another blog

Have you ever had a voice in your head that just wouldn't shut up?  I mean a shrill voice that just goes and goes and goes and you wish you could reach in your head and smack the bitch because that would be so much simpler, but you can't because it's totally impossible to smack someone in your head any way but figuratively and it sounds crazy anyway because if you're hearing voices that means you're like schizophrenic and shit.  If you've ever felt that way, then you're a total wackjob and we should hang out because I'm just like that and it's kinda cool.

I have another blog.  It's on Wordpress.  But it doesn't seem like that's enough anymore.  The Voice keeps screaming at me to write more and more and more and I think all my friends on Facebook will drive to my house and beat the shit out of me for posting too much.  Of course, who gives a shit if I post to much.  I don't hold a gun to anyone's head and make them read it.  Look, my husband totally doesn't count in that case because he's supposed to be my sounding board.  Besides, he thinks I'm funny in a psychobitch from Hell kind of way.

Some things just hit me in a way that spins my brain and it's funny.  Kinda like watching a supermodel bust her ass on the runway during Fashion Week.  I figure if I've got more outlets to write in, then maybe I'll stop hearing The Voice so much.  But probably not because she's pushy and likes to give me hell about writing.